Being Tidy and Messy 整洁和邋遢   A:It is beyond me how you and Oscar can be roommates. You're very tidy and he's, well, a slob.   我真不明白你和Oscar怎么能成为室友的。你如此整洁,而他那么邋遢。   B:It's not always easy, but we're making it work.   确实不容易,但是我们做到了。   A:Isn't Oscar really messy all the time? Whenever I see him, his clothes are rumpled1 and his hair is unkempt.   难道Oscar不是一直很邋遢吗?我每次见到他,都是衣服皱巴巴,头发乱蓬蓬的。   B:His room is really cluttered2, but he keeps the common areas in passable condition. I do have to straighten up fairly often, and I sometimes have to pick up after him, but that's because I'm pretty nitpicky.   他的房间确实乱七八糟,但是公共区域还是可以接受的。我确实需要经常清理,有时甚至跟在他后面收拾,但那是因为我很挑剔。   A:That's very tolerant of you.   你太宽容了。   B:Well, we have set up a system so that if things get too messy, I have some recourse.   我们制定了规章制度,如果太乱了,我有追索权。   A:Really, what's your system?   你们的规章制度是什么呢?   B:Oscar and I agreed that every time he leaves a big mess, I can fine him.   我和Oscar一致同意,每次他把房间弄得太乱,我可以罚款。   A:That seems kind of drastic, but maybe it works for you guys.   这听上去非常严厉,不过或许对你们男孩子来说管用。   B:Yeah, it keeps the place pretty clean.   是的,这样可以让我们的房间非常整洁。   A:Still, knowing Oscar, you must have had to fine him a lot.   不过,根据我对Oscar的了解,你肯定罚了他很多次。   B:Let's just say that my next vacation will be in Monte Carlo!   我只想说,我下一次度假想去蒙特卡罗。