[00:00.30]I know many of you were convinced the last night about six o' clock local time, 
我猜很多人一定曾经相信，昨天（五月二十一日）晚上，当地时间六点钟，
[00:06.41]the world was going to come to an end, 
就将是世界末日了。
[00:08.30]just because it hasn't does not mean that is not nearby, 
就算没有应验，但并不意味着世界末日就远离你们了。
[00:14.37]because my appearing today at Yale University is surely one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. 
因为我今天竟然在耶鲁现身，简直就像在末日前夕，来了个“天启四骑士”，不晓得要带来什么祸害！
[00:24.03]But listen, today is your day!
但是听我说，今天是你们的日子！
[00:28.30]Please do not turn off your electronic devices. 
我拜托大家，千万不要把手上的电子装置关掉。
[00:38.12]Leave your iPhones, your iPads, your Sidekicks, your Andoids, your Blackberrys powered up-
请把你们的苹果手机、平板电脑、侧滑手机、安卓手机和黑莓机，通通都打开，
[00:43.29]recording, photographing, texting out all that emerges from this stage over the next few minutes. 
也欢迎把台上随后发生的事情录音、拍照、传简讯。
[00:54.50]By the way, I'm sporting the hat, it did't yet come off.
顺便炫耀一下我的帽子，它到现在还戴在我的头上。
[01:05.22]You know, later on today, 
等我讲完以后，
[01:06.49]you can compare your twitters and your Facebook comments with those of others 
你们还可以去看推特和脸谱上面的贴文，
[01:12.18]to figure out if anything memorable went down. 
相互比较一下看我有什么“箴言”被转述。
[01:14.55]Hey, you know what? Tweet that lessons I just said... I give you some to do, give you some to do? 
我看，干脆就把我正在讲话的话“推”出去吧，
[01:28.11]Let your friends know where we are today.
让你的朋友知道你此刻在哪里。