绝望的主妇第一季第十六集

[00:00.10]Previously on "Desperate Housewives"... [00:02.21] [00:02.24]Hi, Maisy [00:02.77] [00:04.20]Are you having an affair with my husband? [00:06.10] [00:06.23]Mistresses were confronted.. [00:07.97] [00:08.01]Very good to be back [00:08.93] [00:08.97]What's that? [00:09.39] [00:09.71]I'm on house arrest It's a condition of my bail [00:11.57] [00:11.60]How are you going to work? [00:12.30] [00:12.40]I can't. I can't do anything [00:13.60] [00:13.70]The tables were turned [00:15.30] [00:15.70]Good lord, that's Angela [00:16.90] [00:17.00]And secrets from the past [00:18.60] [00:18.70]I'm afraid you're mistaken [00:19.60] [00:19.70]My wife's name was mary alice [00:21.20] [00:21.30]Caught up with everyone [00:22.50] [00:22.60]I'm such an idiot And you're such a liar [00:24.80] [00:25.10]Oh, and apparently, a killer [00:26.70] [00:33.00]Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods, [00:35.90] [00:36.00]you can hear the sound of scandal [00:38.60] [00:41.90]Some scandals announce themselves with a shout [00:44.70] [00:45.30]Ida! Ida greenberg, that is not your paper! [00:49.00] [00:50.90]Some with a whisper [00:52.70] [00:53.50]throw me a $20, and I'll hook you up with free porn [00:55.70] [00:59.60]And some with a bang [01:01.60] [01:01.70]Get the hell off my lawn! [01:03.30] [01:05.10]And once in a great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sordid, [01:10.23] [01:10.27]its roar drowns out all other noise [01:13.10] [01:13.80]its roar drowns out all other noise [01:15.40] [01:15.50]So your husband -- does he have any idea how many men pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed? [01:18.00] [01:18.30]There's not a lot of sleeping going on -- [01:21.00] [01:21.10]- not if I'm doing my job right - Ha ha ha [01:22.70] [01:25.10]So how do you want to get started? [01:26.00] [01:27.10]With these ? [01:27.90] [01:29.40]Well ... that's going to cost you extra [01:32.50] [01:32.90]Maisy gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation [01:35.00] [01:36.70]What? [01:37.20] [01:37.50]Please turn and place your hands on the bed [01:39.10] [01:39.40]I'm sorry I'm -- I'm going to have to ask you to leave now [01:41.80] [01:42.70]Hey! Aah! You get off me! [01:45.50] [01:45.70]- This is entrapment - Right [01:47.97] [01:48.50]You all are making a gigantic mistake [01:50.50] [01:50.60]Yeah, yeah Hey, fellas, here's one for your memoirs [01:53.00] [01:58.10]- Come on - No! No! [01:59.90] [02:00.00]No, don't you touch me! [02:00.70] [02:01.40]- Would you get your hands off me! - Take it easy, mrs Gibbons [02:04.32] [02:04.50]Yes, the scandalous arrest of maisy gibbons [02:08.15] [02:08.18]would soon prove to be the shot heard 'round the world [02:12.10] [02:53.39]Take it easy, ma'am [02:53.96] [02:54.97]Don't you put me in here! [02:55.53] [02:56.60]It is often said that good news travels fast, [02:59.50] [02:59.90]but as every housewife knows, [03:01.60] [03:02.00]bad news moves quite a bit faster [03:04.30] [03:04.40]Tish? Hey, you are not going to believe this [03:08.70] [03:08.80]Maisy gibbons was arrested [03:10.60] [03:10.70]- You cannot be serious - Yes [03:11.40] [03:11.50]- Hey, did you hear about maisy? - I let my son spend the night at her house just last week - She ... [03:13.70] [03:16.90]Maisy gibbons running in handcuffs -- I'd have killed to see that [03:20.10] [03:20.50]Stay put. I'll be right back [03:21.70] [03:22.60]Ladies, please calm down, ma'am [03:25.30] [03:25.40]This is just a precaution [03:26.90] [03:27.60]If you'll just take a flyer [03:28.40] [03:29.80]hey, guys. What's going on? [03:30.30] [03:30.60]Oh, there's been an outbreak of head lice [03:32.40] [03:33.50]Head lice ? [03:34.30] [03:34.60]These flyers detail all the important information concerning the situation, [03:38.90] [03:39.00]including the recommended delousing combs [03:41.60] [03:41.70]Delousing? Do they have to make it sound so disgusting? [03:44.10] [03:44.30]Does anybody know where it started? [03:45.40] [03:45.50]I'm sorry That's confidential information [03:47.60] [03:47.80]Barcliff maintains a strict no-blame policy [03:50.60] [03:50.70]Hey, guys, over here [03:51.60] [03:51.80]I think parents have a right to know [03:53.40] [03:53.50]who brought this into our school [03:54.80] [03:54.90]Please calm down, ma'am [03:56.90] [03:57.20]Our position is that there's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers [04:00.30] [04:00.60]To identify the child who initiated the outbreak [04:03.90] [04:04.00]might result in him or her being subjected to ridicule [04:08.00] [04:09.40]I, um, excuse me [04:11.80] [04:12.60]- If you'll just take a flyer... - stop scratching, stop scratching [04:15.30] [04:15.40]Now, now, stop it [04:16.30] [04:17.50]Guys, let's go, okay? Stop scratching. I mean it Stop, stop [04:20.90] [04:21.00]- Hey See you later - Bye [04:23.20] [04:23.54]Glued into the hair shaft, and can only be removed ... [04:24.20] [04:39.40]What the hell? [04:40.60] [04:43.50]- Gabrielle! - What? [04:45.80] [04:46.20]Hey, gabrielle, I think we got a problem here! [04:48.60] [04:48.80]I can't hear you! [04:49.60] [04:49.70]I said, I think we got a problem! [04:51.40] [04:51.50]- The water's backing up here! - What? [04:54.20] [04:55.50]- Is that sewage? - Aah! [04:57.83] [04:59.10]Yeah, that's sewage [05:00.90] [05:02.80]So, uh, mike, the suspense is killing us [05:05.10] [05:05.20]Why don't you just tell us the bad news? [05:06.70] [05:07.50]Well, your outtake pipe's completely corroded. That's why it collapsed [05:11.10] [05:11.60]I'm going to have to tear it out and repipe the whole system [05:13.80] [05:14.40]And how much is this going to cost? [05:15.70] [05:16.80]I'll do the job for you at cost, but you're still looking at 6, 7 grand, minimum [05:20.60] [05:22.40]Okay, well, we'll let you know [05:24.80] [05:27.80]Look, um ... if money's an issue [05:28.90] [05:29.00]oh, no, no, no, it's not the money [05:31.00] [05:31.70]It's just, uh, carlos and I are trying to prioritize some little things we need to do around the house [05:36.10] [05:36.80]All right And, uh, you don't consider sewage backing up in the house a priority? [05:40.10] [05:41.30]It's definitely on the short list [05:42.70] [05:48.40]I'm kind of surprised you called me [05:49.50] [05:49.80]Why? [05:50.30] [05:50.80]Well, um, ever since my arrest, [05:52.90] [05:53.60]nobody around here seems to want to have much to do with me [05:56.10] [05:58.80]Innocent until proven guilty, my man [06:01.00] [06:03.80]Hope he's more innocent than you are [06:05.50] [06:07.30]Hey, it's lynette I know you're down about this mike thing, [06:10.50] [06:10.60]but you got to come to poker [06:12.30] [06:12.50]It'll be worth it. I got dirt on maisy gibbons [06:15.50] [06:17.20]Hey, susan, it's me [06:19.00] [06:19.40]I really wish you'd return my calls [06:21.70] [06:22.90]We need to talk I know I messed things -- [06:25.19] [06:26.30]you okay? [06:26.90] [06:29.20]Hi [06:29.60] [06:30.40]You know, I can stay home if you want [06:32.00] [06:32.20]No, no, no [06:33.70] [06:33.80]Now, I know how much you were looking forward to this weekend with your dad [06:36.60] [06:37.10]I'm fine [06:37.70] [06:38.70]You don't look fine [06:39.50] [06:39.90]Well ... a little sad [06:42.30] [06:44.20]Mike and I were just a fling [06:45.30] [06:45.80]And not even a full fling Sort of a borderline fling [06:49.40] [06:50.80]Mom, anyone can see how much you loved him [06:52.60] [06:52.70]Well, I also loved junk food, and I gave that up, and I survived [06:55.63] [06:56.60]There's your father Go have fun [06:58.10] [07:01.10]Last chance. You're sure? [07:02.90] [07:03.10]I'm sure. Now go [07:04.80] [07:14.60]You'll find someone else, mom [07:15.90] [07:17.20]someone great. I know it [07:20.20] [07:33.20]What's wrong, rex? [07:33.90] [07:34.00]Didn't you enjoy your golf game with dr Wallace? [07:36.50] [07:36.80]I didn't play I'm still feeling sluggish [07:39.70] [07:39.90]Still? Did you talk to him about that? [07:42.10] [07:42.20]Yeah, of course. He doesn't understand why the medication isn't working, [07:45.00] [07:45.10]and he wants me to come in for a checkup tomorrow [07:46.80] [07:49.40]I can see that tish is making the rounds [07:51.10] [07:51.20]She must have some juicy new anecdote [07:53.50] [07:54.00]Yeah, get her over here [07:54.80] [07:55.20]I could use a funny story today [07:56.60] [07:57.70]Tish, Tish [07:59.10] [08:01.10]Oh, I can tell by that look on your face you've got something good [08:03.90] [08:04.00]Now, come on, don't be selfish [08:05.40] [08:05.80]Well, first off, [08:07.30] [08:07.50]you're not friends with maisy gibbons, are you? [08:09.10] [08:12.30]No [08:12.90] [08:13.20]Thank god, because this is too good [08:15.00] [08:15.70]Maisy was arrested [08:17.40] [08:18.00]While harold was at work, [08:19.10] [08:19.30]she was having sex with men in her house for money [08:21.90] [08:22.00]Can you imagine? [08:23.20] [08:26.80]No, I can'T [08:27.80] [08:27.90]And that's not even the best part [08:29.00] [08:29.30]Word is she had a little black book with all her clients' names [08:33.30] [08:36.10]So, uh... you think that'll get out? [08:39.10] [08:39.40]Of course. These things always do [08:40.90] [08:41.30]- Nancy, wait up. - I can't wait to tell you this. Wait, wait [08:44.55] [08:46.70]Well, you heard your funny story, rex [08:48.80] [08:50.10]Why aren't you laughing? [08:50.90] [09:01.60]I go get it [09:02.20] [09:05.60]Hello [09:06.10] [09:08.00]Hi, tami, yeah [09:08.90] [09:09.70]- Can we see one of the bugs? - Yeah, here. See? [09:11.80] [09:12.10]It's this little white thing [09:15.20] [09:15.30]Look... It looks like a -- aw, jeez [09:16.90] [09:17.50]It looks like a sesame seed [09:18.70] [09:18.90]That's cool [09:19.80] [09:20.00]Yeah, well, there's lots more where that came from [09:22.00] [09:22.10]No, I'm -- I'm so sorry [09:23.30] [09:23.40]He must be so disappointed [09:24.80] [09:25.10]But, look, we'll get all the boys together once topher's back on his feet [09:28.50] [09:29.50]Bye [09:30.00] [09:30.80]What'd tami want? [09:31.60] [09:31.90]She's canceling topher's birthday party on sunday [09:33.90] [09:34.00]He's come down with the measles, so... [09:35.40] [09:36.40]Measles, huh? [09:37.60] [09:38.00]Yeah. What? [09:41.00] [09:41.70]Tami brennan spent a fortune on topher's party [09:44.60] [09:44.70]She'd call in specialists from switzerland before she'd let it be canceled [09:48.10] [09:48.27]Okay. Why would tami lie to us? [09:50.80] [09:50.90]Because she saw porter scratching his head at school [09:54.20] [09:54.30]They all did, and now word's getting around [09:56.80] [09:56.90]Why is everything a conspiracy theory with you? [09:58.80] [09:59.00]Lots of kids get lice They're not that big a deal [10:00.80] [10:01.10]- Well, it is for the rich b-I-t-c-hs at barcliff academy - Lynette [10:04.90] [10:05.00]It's been one day, and they've been disinvited to a birthday party [10:08.20] [10:08.30]If rumors start flying, these boys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye [10:13.60] [10:14.20]Uh-oh [10:14.80] [10:15.60]Yeah, not so cool now, huh? [10:17.20] [10:19.90]It's all here [10:20.60] [10:21.20]Appraisal, title search, [10:22.50] [10:22.60]and escrow documents Again, I'm sorry [10:23.40] [10:23.70]Again, I'm sorry about changing my mind, [10:25.40] [10:25.50]but this just isn't really a good time to sell the house [10:27.40] [10:27.70]Zach's going through a lot, and he wants to finish high school before moving [10:30.40] [10:31.00]Ah, forget it It's part of the business [10:32.10] [10:32.20]I expect to get screwed over [10:33.50] [10:35.00]Now, where is your house key? [10:37.20] [10:38.90]Oh, I must have left it at home [10:40.70] [10:41.30]I'll bring it by tonight [10:42.30] [10:42.90]No one will be here Zach's away on a school trip, [10:44.50] [10:44.60]and I'm going to mount pleasant on business today [10:46.70] [10:47.10]Just drop it by tomorrow [10:48.60] [10:49.10]Or I could just keep it [10:51.50] [10:52.60]What? [10:53.00] [10:53.70]It's a joke, paul I know your wife's dead and all, [10:56.70] [10:56.80]but it's been six months... lighten up [10:58.20] [10:59.50]Hello [11:00.10] [11:01.04]Felicia [11:01.81] [11:02.00]Oh, hi, felicia [11:02.80] [11:03.80]Edie, I found this in my sister's things [11:06.30] [11:06.40]It has your name on it [11:07.10] [11:07.20]Oh... my necklace [11:10.40] [11:11.00]Oh, you know I lent this to martha three months ago, [11:14.60] [11:14.70]and she said that it went down the drain [11:16.40] [11:19.00]Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another [11:21.60] [11:22.40]So, felicia... [11:24.10] [11:24.20]I heard they have a suspect in your sister's murder [11:25.80] [11:28.20]Mike Delfino ? [11:28.90] [11:29.10]Oh, he didn't kill her [11:30.20] [11:30.60]But they found her jewelry in his garage [11:32.20] [11:32.40]But his fingerprints weren't on any of it [11:34.30] [11:34.50]Well, that just means he wore gloves [11:36.10] [11:36.30]So he's smart enough to use gloves, [11:38.70] [11:38.80]but he leaves her blood-spattered jewelry lying around for anyone to find? [11:43.50] [11:44.10]Please ... Is that what you'd do if you killed someone? [11:47.40] [11:48.50]I don't know what goes through the mind of a murderer [11:50.10] [11:50.60]I'm just saying I wouldn't trust him if I were you [11:52.57] [11:56.80]Edie, that is lovely [11:59.70] [12:00.00]Is it an antique? [12:01.00] [12:01.50]Yeah, I think so [12:02.40] [12:02.80]You know, I know a store you would love It specializes in antique jewelry [12:06.70] [12:07.00]It's in salt lake city. Have you ever been to salt lake city? [12:09.50] [12:09.90]No, I try to steer clear of utah [12:12.40] [12:12.50]It's a little too conservative for me [12:15.40] [12:15.90]Too bad [12:16.70] [12:17.70]Have you ever been, paul? [12:18.70] [12:20.10]No [12:20.70] [12:21.70]It's lovely [12:22.50] [12:23.30]I used to live there when I was a nurse [12:26.00] [12:27.70]You should definitely go sometime [12:30.50] [12:32.20]Bye [12:32.80] [12:37.60]With no indoor plumbing, [12:39.20] [12:39.30]gabrielle was now forced to improvise when it came to her personal hygiene [12:44.10] [12:44.80]wherever and whenever [12:46.30] [12:46.40]she had the opportunity [12:48.10] [12:51.60]Sorry [12:52.40] [12:53.80]That's okay. I was just about to give a maisy gibbons update [12:56.70] [12:58.80]Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery [13:02.10] [13:03.70]That being said, Edie, please continue [13:05.60] [13:09.50]Well, I hear from a very reliable source [13:12.20] [13:12.50]that maisy's going to cut a deal with the prosecution [13:14.40] [13:14.70]Apparently, she has some high-profile johns, and the DA'S looking for a second term [13:20.20] [13:20.50]I don't get it [13:22.00] [13:22.10]I don't get who would pay maisy for sex [13:24.90] [13:25.00]Obviously, someone who's not getting it at home [13:27.10] [13:28.40]So the upshot is maisy is going to turn over her little black book with all of her clients' names [13:34.40] [13:35.70]- Really ? - Yep [13:37.00] [13:37.70]I mean, can you imagine the fallout when this goes public? [13:40.30] [13:41.40]blood on the walls [13:43.80] [13:45.80]I'm all in [13:46.80] [13:48.20]I'll call [13:48.80] [13:52.20]Bree? [13:52.70] [13:56.10]Uh, what just happened? [13:57.00] [13:58.10]The stakes were raised [13:59.10] [14:01.00]Yes, yes, they were [14:03.00] [14:05.00]I fold [14:05.70] [14:07.10]I can't believe how lucky you were today [14:08.60] [14:09.30]Luck had nothing to do with it [14:10.60] [14:10.70]I had crappy cards I was bluffing the entire time [14:13.00] [14:13.30]Really? Wow, you're good [14:14.90] [14:15.40]Oh, that's the only nice thing I could say about my first husband -- [14:18.50] [14:19.70]he taught me how to bluff [14:20.70] [14:21.00]He played poker? [14:21.80] [14:22.20]No, he was lousy in bed [14:23.90] [14:24.80]I had to fake a lot of orgasms [14:26.60] [14:30.70]You don't have to respond [14:31.70] [14:32.90]Thank you [14:33.50] [14:35.30]So, uh... where was susan today? [14:37.30] [14:38.90]Uh, I'm not sure [14:40.90] [14:41.60]- Wow, tom must be great in bed - Huh? [14:45.19] [14:46.30]Well, obviously, you have no idea how to bluff [14:48.70] [14:51.10]Okay [14:52.80] [14:52.90]She's going through something, and I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private [14:55.50] [14:55.90]She's upset with mike, isn't she? [14:57.60] [14:59.40]Well, come on... I'm going to find out sooner or later [15:01.40] [15:04.20]She's devastated about the breakup, [15:05.70] [15:05.80]and she hasn't left the house in days [15:07.10] [15:08.00]Well, why didn't you just tell me that? [15:09.50] [15:10.60]Because it's personal [15:11.70] [15:11.80]It's the kind of thing she would only want me to tell her friends [15:14.30] [15:15.00]I'm susan's friend [15:16.10] [15:19.00]Well, I don't hate her [15:20.50] [15:22.20]Edie, if you want me to share stuff with you, you're going to have to start being more supportive of susan [15:25.80] [15:26.00]Okay. How? [15:28.00] [15:29.90]What do friends do? They call, they're sympathetic, [15:34.50] [15:34.60]they ask about the pain the other person is going through, [15:37.10] [15:37.20]and then they listen [15:38.70] [15:39.10]What if you want to be supportive, [15:40.60] [15:41.60]but you just can't stand listening to people bitch? [15:44.00] [15:45.20]Then it's good to know how to bluff [15:46.50] [16:38.30]God, I have to go to the bathroom again [16:39.40] [16:39.70]Go to bree'S [16:40.60] [16:41.00]I've been to bree'stwice today [16:42.50] [16:42.70]Then go to Susan's [16:43.40] [16:43.70]I hate Susan's [16:45.00] [16:45.30]She has all these weirdscented candles Her house reeksof apricot Hose [16:50.10] [16:51.20]- How about lynette's? - No, you don't understand [16:52.70] [16:52.80]I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore [16:54.80] [16:55.30]I'm tired of knocking on doorsand making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing [16:59.50] [16:59.70]Why are you yellingat me? [17:00.90] [17:01.10]Because it's your fault ? [17:01.90] [17:02.40]My fault? [17:03.10] [17:03.20]Yes. If you hadn'tgotten yourself indicted, [17:05.30] [17:05.40]we would have pipes right now [17:06.50] [17:06.60]I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy [17:09.20] [17:09.40]In case you hadn't noticed, you're a little materialistic [17:11.20] [17:11.30]Oh, I'm materialistic? [17:12.60] [17:13.00]When the johnsons bought their new 7-series, you were the one who went right in and traded in his car for something better [17:18.90] [17:19.00]Who ended up driving it? [17:20.10] [17:20.62]You know what? I don't have time to fight right now [17:22.90] [17:23.10]I have laundry to do [17:24.40] [17:35.30]Nurse abigail? [17:36.20] [17:37.00]Mrs Scavo, right? [17:38.60] [17:38.70]The twins' mother? [17:39.40] [17:40.30]I just wanted to tell you that [17:41.40] [17:41.50]the boys are now, ha ha ... lice-free [17:45.00] [17:45.40]Good to hear [17:46.10] [17:51.50]I just can't figure outhow it happened [17:53.60] [17:53.80]They get a bath every night Trust me, [17:56.60] [17:57.30]it's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day [17:59.10] [17:59.90]I believe you [18:00.70] [18:03.30]I keep thinking that [18:04.70] [18:05.30]maybe it was the petting zoo that I took them to last week [18:07.40] [18:07.90]That llama was really iffy [18:09.70] [18:10.10]Mrs Scavo, it doesn't work that way [18:12.00] [18:12.30]Lice only spreads from human to thuman [18:14.10] [18:14.30]Even the cleanest kid in the world can get it if he gets too close to the wrong kid [18:17.80] [18:18.80]Really? [18:19.50] [18:19.70]Yes. So don't be so hard on yourself, huh? [18:22.10] [18:22.80]I guess Still, I can't help but feel a little guilty [18:26.40] [18:26.80]After all, my kids started [18:27.80] [18:27.90]an entire lice outbreak [18:30.20] [18:31.90]Look, your, uh, your kids didn't start it [18:34.00] [18:36.90]They didn't? [18:37.60] [18:37.90]No. I know for a fact that patient zerowas another little boy [18:42.00] [18:42.40]This is his fourth time with this particular problem [18:45.00] [18:46.00]Oh. That is a load off my mind [18:50.40] [18:53.10]Well, thank you [18:53.70] [18:58.00]So which kid is it? [18:58.90] [19:00.50]I can't tell you [19:01.60] [19:02.20]You know we have a no-blame policy [19:04.10] [19:04.40]We have to protect the children [19:05.60] [19:06.10]You understand? [19:07.00] [19:07.40]Of course [19:08.10] [19:11.20]No, I don'T You're going to have to give me a name [19:13.20] [19:14.50]Mrs Scavo -- [19:15.20] [19:15.30]here's the thing [19:15.90] [19:16.40]acting like parents won't assign blame is like pretending they don't keep score at pee-wee league games [19:21.30] [19:21.40]It's human nature [19:22.40] [19:22.50]If you don't give the moms [19:23.90] [19:24.00]someone to blame, they'll pick a scapegoat [19:25.80] [19:25.90]I can't let my boysbe the scapegoat [19:27.70] [19:27.80]Please don't put me in this position [19:29.20] [19:29.40]I'm begging you [19:30.80] [19:31.20]They've already been uninvited from a birthday party, [19:33.20] [19:33.30]a really big birthday party [19:35.20] [19:35.30]with a bouncy house and a hot dog stand and a clown [19:38.60] [19:38.80]I wish I could help you, but -- [19:39.60] [19:39.70]for god's sakes, there's going to be a magician [19:41.90] [19:42.40]Tami brennan went all out [19:44.20] [19:46.00]Tami brennan? [19:47.00] [19:48.40]Topher's mother? [19:49.40] [19:49.70]Yes [19:50.40] [19:52.80]Well, isn't that interesting? Have a seat [19:56.60] [20:01.00]Meanwhile, at the fairview county prison, [20:03.67] [20:04.30]maisy gibbons was delighted to find out she had a visitor, [20:06.90] [20:07.60]but she was soon reminded [20:09.10] [20:09.20]one should always beware of visitors bearing gift baskets [20:13.70] [20:16.00]You've gotto be kidding me [20:17.10] [20:18.70]Hello, maisy [20:19.70] [21:02.10]Stuff like this is why I love you [21:04.50] [21:15.30]So... what brings you here? [21:17.70] [21:19.10]I need a favor [21:20.10] [21:21.40]I thought as much [21:23.00] [21:24.30]I heard that there's a, um, little black book [21:27.70] [21:27.80]with the name of your clients in it [21:29.70] [21:30.80]There is [21:31.40] [21:32.50]I was wondering if, perhaps, [21:34.20] [21:34.50]you could remove rex's name from that little book [21:37.40] [21:38.30]Wow, that's a big favor [21:39.50] [21:40.90]Those muffins better be really good [21:44.00] [21:46.30]I have some money that I've been putting aside for emergencies [21:50.10] [21:50.90]It can be all yoursif you just [21:52.60] [21:53.20]keep my mouth shut? [21:54.70] [21:57.10]Continue to be discreet [21:58.90] [22:00.10]Gosh... I don't know [22:03.10] [22:06.10]I don't think it's asking that much [22:07.40] [22:07.50]All you need to do is remove one little name [22:09.70] [22:09.80]But if I do it for you, [22:11.50] [22:12.20]then I have to do it for all the other wives [22:14.90] [22:16.30]That wouldn't be fair, now, would it? [22:17.80] [22:18.50]Maisy, please [22:20.40] [22:20.50]I mean, we used to be good friends [22:22.50] [22:23.50]Ah. Where were you when harold lost his job a year ago, huh? [22:26.40] [22:27.00]Did you stop by to see if there was anything that you could do? [22:29.20] [22:29.30]Did you bringa big basket of baked goods when you knew we couldn't even pay our bills? [22:33.80] [22:34.50]If you did, [22:35.30] [22:35.70]those displays of friendship seem to have slipped my mind [22:39.00] [22:40.60]Maisy, I didn't mention it when you were having financial troubles [22:43.60] [22:43.70]because I thought it would embarrass you [22:47.90] [22:48.80]Yes, I would have been embarrassed, [22:49.80] [22:49.90]but it would have been a whole lot better than the silence [22:52.00] [22:54.40]I have $14,000 in that account [22:56.80] [22:56.90]It can all be yours [22:58.00] [23:02.20]I'm not interested [23:03.40] [23:09.90]But you do get credit for one thing [23:11.40] [23:13.20]You came to visit me, [23:14.60] [23:15.00]even if it was for an ulterior motive [23:17.00] [23:18.20]None of the other girls from the club even bothered [23:19.90] [23:20.90]I've been abandoned [23:22.60] [23:23.90]Guess that's what happens when you become the town whore [23:26.40] [23:27.20]Oh, sweetie [23:28.20] [23:29.30]They didn't abandon you because you're a whore [23:31.50] [23:32.30]They abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with [23:35.10] [23:51.80]Who is it? [23:52.50] [23:53.10]It's edie! [23:53.70] [23:54.10]Oh, edie, not nowI'm kind of busy [23:55.70] [23:56.20]Hi [23:56.70] [23:57.10]Or just come on in [23:58.30] [23:58.60]What are you doing? [23:59.80] [24:01.00]I decided that my life is way too complicated, [24:04.80] [24:04.90]and so I'm simplifying [24:06.80] [24:07.20]I am getting rid of the clutter [24:09.70] [24:10.90]Ooh [24:11.40] [24:12.90]I was on vacation. Made sense at the time [24:15.80] [24:17.50]Okay, not to be rude, [24:18.50] [24:18.60]but is there a reason you're here? [24:20.10] [24:20.80]Look... I'm feeling badly about what you'regoing through with mike [24:25.30] [24:25.80]And don't worry I'm not going to date him [24:27.10] [24:27.70]Doesn't matter anymore [24:28.70] [24:30.20]Well, don't get me wrong, [24:31.00] [24:31.10]I still have every intention of sleeping with him [24:33.60] [24:34.10]Some mountains are just meant to be climbed [24:35.80] [24:36.90]I got to learn to keep my doors locked [24:38.70] [24:41.40]How long have you been sitting here? [24:42.50] [24:43.40]I don't know [24:44.20] [24:44.60]Five minutes, give or take three hours [24:46.70] [24:47.30]That's i. Get up [24:48.70] [24:49.20]Get dressed [24:50.00] [24:50.30]Why? [24:50.80] [24:51.00]'Cause you're coming with me [24:52.20] [24:52.50]It's time to get wasted [24:53.50] [24:54.20]Happy hour started 45 minutes ago [24:56.00] [24:56.20]Why would I go anywhere with you? [24:57.80] [24:57.90]Because that's what normal women do when they get depressed [25:01.30] [25:01.50]They put on short skirts, they go to bars with their girlfriends, [25:04.40] [25:04.70]maybe have one too many and then make out with some strange man in the back of a dark alley [25:08.50] [25:09.50]Wow [25:10.30] [25:11.30]Oh, come on [25:12.50] [25:12.90]It'll be fun, I swear [25:14.90] [25:15.10]Come on. Come on [25:16.70] [25:16.80]Why do you even care? [25:18.10] [25:18.30]I never said I cared [25:19.40] [25:21.60]It's just... well, I I guess I know what it's like to have your heart stomped on [25:28.60] [25:32.20]Okay. All right. Give me a minute I'll go change my clothes [25:37.30] [25:39.20]And don't forget to do something with that skanky hair [25:41.30] [25:43.20]You're a little scary-looking [25:44.60] [25:49.80]Oh, what about him? [25:52.00] [25:53.00]Not my type [25:54.00] [25:55.40]Oh, look, I know the pickins are slim, but isn't there someone here that you're attracted to? [25:59.00] [25:59.10]I hate them all [26:00.10] [26:01.40]Look at them just leering at us They're so damn cocky, like they know they have the upper hand [26:06.20] [26:06.30]What are you talking about? We have the upper hand [26:08.50] [26:08.60]Without us, they have nothing [26:10.50] [26:10.60]Maybe 15 years ago Not anymore [26:12.50] [26:12.60]Now we're just lonely and desperate, and they know it, [26:15.90] [26:16.10]and they just sit there ready to pounce, you know, [26:18.40] [26:18.70]waiting for us to take any crumb they're willing to throw our way [26:22.50] [26:24.20]I don't want crumbs [26:25.50] [26:25.60]I want mike [26:27.00] [26:27.40]Hi, Um.... I'm going to be spending the whole night with her, [26:31.20] [26:31.30]so I'm going to be needing a lot more of these [26:33.60] [26:34.50]I'm sorry [26:35.50] [26:36.20]It's just so hard to find a guy like mike [26:38.60] [26:38.90]I know in my heart he didn't kill mrs Huber [26:41.80] [26:41.90]Okay, let's say mike's a peach and he didn't kill martha [26:45.30] [26:45.70]Who did? [26:46.30] [26:46.70]I don't know [26:47.10] [26:48.00]Obviously, a bad guy Somebody really awful, [26:50.70] [26:53.40]somebody like -- somebody like Paul Young [26:55.10] [26:55.50]Paul? Ha ha [26:56.30] [26:59.20]Are you serious? [27:00.10] [27:00.60]I'm telling you, he's hiding something [27:02.40] [27:02.80]He clams up every time we try to ask him about mary alice [27:06.20] [27:07.40]And then when we found out about dana [27:09.10] [27:10.10]Dana. Who's dana? [27:11.10] [27:12.20]Paul and mary alice had a baby that died [27:15.00] [27:16.10]You're kidding [27:16.80] [27:17.10]Zach killed her [27:18.30] [27:18.60]Holy crap. Who told you that? [27:20.20] [27:20.30]Paul. He said it was an accident, [27:22.90] [27:23.00]but I'm telling you, I think that's why mary alice was being blackmailed [27:26.30] [27:26.40]Mary alice was being blackmailed? [27:28.40] [27:28.70]Yeah [27:29.20] [27:29.90]The girls and i found a threatening note in her stuff [27:32.80] [27:35.00]What the hell kind of street do we live on? [27:36.70] [27:37.50]I don't know [27:38.10] [27:41.70]Come to think of it, the other day, [27:43.10] [27:43.80]paul was talkingto felicia, [27:45.30] [27:45.40]and he was working overtime trying to make mike sound guilty [27:48.80] [27:48.90]See? Shifting blame onto someone else -- that's classic criminal behavior [27:53.75] [27:53.94]Oh, I'm telling you, he's up to no good [27:55.23] [27:56.40]Zach and paul are out of town [27:57.60] [27:57.70]Maybe we should sneak into their house and do some snooping [28:00.10] [28:00.20]I have a key [28:00.70] [28:00.80]Oh, my god, yes We should do that [28:03.30] [28:03.40]Oh, come on. I was just kidding [28:04.40] [28:04.90]No, edie, this is our chance We should just go infor 10 minutes [28:07.40] [28:07.50]Susan, that's breaking and entering [28:09.90] [28:10.30]Martha huber was your best friend [28:12.50] [28:12.60]If we could find out who really killed her, [28:14.40] [28:14.50]wouldn't that be worth the risk? [28:16.00] [28:21.30]- Have a nice evening - Thank you [28:22.60] [28:24.50]Serena, hi. How are you? [28:26.50] [28:30.30]- I talked to Dr Wallace today - Oh? [28:32.53] [28:33.30]He still has no idea why the medicationisn't working [28:35.70] [28:36.20]He told me he's thinking of running more tests [28:37.90] [28:38.00]I told him I'm thinking about getting a second opinion [28:39.90] [28:44.10]Rex, this might sound silly, [28:47.40] [28:53.00]- but are people staring at us? - Yeah. What's going on? [28:56.20] [28:57.30]Well, I could be wrong, [28:58.10] [28:58.20]but I suspect that maisy gibbons' client list has been released [29:02.40] [29:08.60]You think they're laughing at us? [29:09.80] [29:10.70]No, I think they're laughing at you [29:12.90] [29:14.00]I think they feel sorry for me, which is just as mortifying [29:16.80] [29:17.40]- What are we going to do? - Oh [29:19.01] [29:20.30]We're going to act like nothing is happening, [29:22.60] [29:22.70]and then, when we finish eating, we're going to walk out of here with all [29:26.00] [29:26.10]the dignity that we can muster [29:27.20] [29:30.70]Please, let's go now [29:32.30] [29:32.40]Oh, no I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction [29:35.40] [29:35.50]Open your menu [29:36.20] [29:36.30]Everybody's staring, bree It's humiliating [29:39.10] [29:39.20]Well, you should have thought of that before you left a personal check on maisy gibbons' nightstand [29:43.00] [29:43.30]All right, you stay here if you want to I'm leaving [29:45.50] [29:45.60]Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, [29:48.40] [29:48.50]I will scream [29:49.50] [29:50.00]- Bree - I will scream [29:51.50] [29:52.10]about your cruelty Then I will scream about your infidelity [29:55.40] [29:56.20]And then just to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits [30:00.60] [30:02.20]You want to know what true humiliation is, you just take one step [30:05.50] [30:24.20]So, what are you having? [30:25.40] [30:26.40]The veal looks good [30:27.80] [30:39.00]So what are we looking for, exactly? [30:40.40] [30:41.40]An embroidered pillow that says "I killed martha huber"? [30:43.90] [30:44.00]I don't know Just something suspicious [30:46.50] [30:50.60]Mmm, smells expensive [30:51.60] [30:58.00]Do you believe in evil, edie? [30:59.50] [30:59.80]Of course I believe in evil I work in real estate [31:02.20] [31:03.00]I'm serious [31:03.90] [31:04.90]There's something about this house that's just so cold [31:07.40] [31:07.50]and creepy [31:08.90] [31:09.10]You couldn't tell when mary alice was alive [31:11.50] [31:12.70]She just brought so much warmth and light [31:16.20] [31:18.70]Now there's something [31:20.00] [31:21.60]I can just taste it Can't you sense it? [31:24.10] [31:24.20]The only thing I can sense is that you've had too much to drink [31:27.00] [31:27.50]Oh, something happened in this house, [31:29.60] [31:29.70]something so awful we can't even imagine it [31:33.30] [31:34.70]Ow! Son of a bitch [31:37.40] [31:37.50]Are you okay? [31:38.30] [31:40.30]I just stubbed my toe [31:42.00] [31:42.70]- Oh, my god -- angela - Huh? [31:45.51] [31:45.60]Angela -- that's what mary alice used to call herself [31:47.90] [31:48.00]What are you talking about? [31:49.10] [31:49.20]We heard it on this tape [31:50.30] [31:50.40]that bree stole from her the rapist's office It's a long story I'll tell you later [31:53.10] [31:53.20]Oh, we got to put this in [31:54.30] [31:59.60]What was that? [32:00.20] [32:01.00]I think it's paul [32:01.70] [32:02.20]You said he was going to be gone [32:03.30] [32:03.60]Well, I guess I was wrong [32:04.30] [32:07.20]Hurry [32:07.70] [32:07.80]I got to get the tape [32:08.80] [32:09.20]Hide! [32:09.70] [32:38.00]Paul [32:38.60] [32:38.70]Oh! Oh! Oh! Edie God, you scared me [32:42.70] [32:43.00]I'm sorry I see that you, uh, made it back from mount pleasant [32:46.80] [32:47.80]Yes. What -- what are you doing here? [32:50.30] [32:51.00]Well, I came by to bring you your key [32:52.40] [32:52.90]I was just about to leave you a note [32:54.00] [32:54.10]You're returning my key at 11:30 at night [32:56.40] [32:57.20]What the hell's going on here? [32:58.40] [32:59.60]You're right [33:00.50] [33:01.70]- We're too old to be playing games - What? [33:04.37] [33:05.20]My note was goingto tell you that I, uh... [33:07.10] [33:08.10]I-I wasn't kidding this afternoon [33:10.60] [33:11.10]I really would like to keep a key to your place -- [33:13.60] [33:14.10]to use if the mood strikes me [33:18.00] [33:19.10]Ha ha. You've been drinking [33:19.80] [33:21.20]Just enough to get up the courage [33:23.10] [33:23.20]to tell you how I feel about you [33:24.90] [33:58.10]Okay, well. obviously, you're uncomfortable about this, [34:02.10] [34:02.20]so I-I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you [34:04.40] [34:05.70]Here, here's your key [34:06.40] [34:08.30]I'll see you around [34:09.20] [34:09.40]Edie, um... I'm not embarrassedHuh? [34:12.60] [34:13.80]If anything, I'm flattered [34:16.20] [34:22.10]Susan, Susan, talk to me [34:24.80] [34:25.20]Mike, it's not a good time [34:26.20] [34:26.30]I'm a little drunk and a little freaked out [34:28.20] [34:28.30]Why haven't you returned any of my messages? [34:29.90] [34:30.10]We're broken up [34:30.70] [34:30.80]I thought I made that pretty clear [34:32.20] [34:32.30]Oh, come on Can't we work this out? [34:33.80] [34:33.90]You lied to me [34:35.60] [34:35.70]When? When did I lie to you? [34:37.00] [34:37.30]The police showed me your rap sheet [34:39.40] [34:39.70]You killed a man [34:40.80] [34:40.90]You can't believe I'm some cold-blooded killer [34:43.10] [34:43.30]Well, of course I don't believe that, [34:44.50] [34:44.60]but I also didn't believe that karl was going to cheat on me, [34:46.90] [34:47.00]and I didn't believe that mary alice was going to kill herself [34:49.20] [34:49.50]I mean, let's face it, mike -- blind faith is not my friend [34:51.90] [34:52.30]I was going to tell you [34:53.00] [34:53.40]There just wasn't a right moment [34:54.90] [34:55.20]See? Now that's a lie, too, [34:56.30] [34:56.50]because there were plenty of right moments [34:58.40] [34:58.50]- Susan - every time we went out for pizza, [35:00.40] [35:00.50]you could have said, "oh, and by the way, I once killed a man" [35:03.10] [35:03.20]Or when you said, "hey, let's go jogging," [35:04.90] [35:05.00]you could have said, "well, by the way, I once killed a man" [35:07.80] [35:07.90]Every time we went to the movies [35:09.10] [35:09.20]and the hero shot the bad guy, [35:10.70] [35:10.80]you could have turned to me and said, [35:11.80] [35:11.90]"oh, and by the way,I did that once" You didn't [35:14.10] [35:15.60]Do you want to hear what happened or not? [35:17.30] [35:17.60]It doesn't matter, [35:18.30] [35:18.40]because I will never believe anything you say ever again [35:22.27] [35:37.20]Well, at the very least, you can believe that [35:38.80] [35:57.60]Occupied [35:58.60] [35:59.30]Carlos, I have to go [36:00.60] [36:01.20]Well, you're going to have to wait [36:02.30] [36:02.40]Why should I have to wait? [36:03.20] [36:03.30]It's my port-a-potty [36:04.30] [36:04.40]What do you mean, it's yours? [36:05.30] [36:05.40]I'm the one who stole it [36:06.50] [36:07.70]Babe, I'm sorry [36:09.00] [36:09.40]You're just going to have to wait [36:11.00] [36:19.20]Thank you so much, bree [36:20.80] [36:20.90]Seeing your tile has really helped me make my decision [36:23.50] [36:23.60]Next time I remodel, I am using limestone [36:26.30] [36:27.10]Gabrielle, is everything okay? [36:29.70] [36:31.30]Sure, why? [36:32.70] [36:33.00]Well, it's just that you've been acting kind of odd lately [36:36.20] [36:37.10]In what way? [36:38.60] [36:39.60]Well, you keep coming up with excuses to use everyone's bathroom, [36:42.30] [36:42.40]and then two days ago, mr Cowley looked into your back yard and saw you and carlosdoing your laundry in the jacuzzi [36:50.30] [36:53.70]Well, uh, there's a simple explanation for that [36:56.40] [36:57.30]I, um [36:58.00] [36:59.10]are you and carlos having some sort of money trouble? [37:01.40] [37:03.20]Gabby, it's okay if you are [37:05.10] [37:06.40]- Is that so? - Yes, and.... [37:08.10] [37:08.40]and to tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted I am a good friend [37:11.70] [37:12.30]Why would you feel like you have to hide that from me? [37:14.60] [37:15.90]I don't know [37:16.60] [37:17.30]Probably for the same reason you didn't tell me rex was one of maisy's clients [37:20.90] [37:23.20]That is obviously different [37:25.50] [37:26.00]Why? [37:26.50] [37:27.20]Because it happened to you? [37:28.40] [37:31.00]Bree, this is how I see it -- [37:32.10] [37:32.70]good friends support each other after they've been humiliated [37:35.40] [37:36.00]Great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place [37:39.80] [37:45.20]Well, then, good luck on your remodel [37:49.30] [37:50.80]And please tell rex I said hello [37:52.40] [38:13.20]Hey, tami [38:14.10] [38:16.10]Lynette [38:16.90] [38:18.50]I see topher's made a speedy recovery [38:20.90] [38:21.00]Can we go play? [38:22.50] [38:22.60]Yeah, sure, boys Have fun [38:24.30] [38:24.60]Whoo! Let's go play in the bounce house! Let's go! Let's go! Come on! [38:29.30] [38:29.70]All right, you caught me I lied [38:32.26] [38:33.80]But, uh, you sure have some nerve, crashing a 6-year-old's birthday party [38:36.60] [38:38.10]Just so you know, I got topher a set of bongo drums [38:40.90] [38:41.30]I know you'll love them as much as he will [38:43.00] [38:43.60]Charlie, come on out of there! [38:44.80] [38:44.90]I don't want you playing with those scavo boys! [38:47.30] [38:47.70]Uh, mona, please I'm sure they're clean [38:50.00] [38:52.20]You are not ruining my party [38:53.60] [38:56.60]All right, porter, preston, okay, out, out, out Come on. Porter, preston, let's go [39:02.01] [39:02.02]No, not -- not --not quite yet [39:03.12] [39:03.80]Boys, keep bouncing. That's right. Keep bouncing [39:06.40] [39:07.20]Oh, by the way, I spoke to nurse abigail [39:09.70] [39:10.20]I know who patient zero is [39:12.20] [39:14.10]All right, that's it, kids get out [39:15.50] [39:16.57]Out, out, out Go, go [39:17.74] [39:20.00]How could you do that? [39:21.00] [39:21.90]Look, this party meant everything to topher [39:24.90] [39:25.00]I couldn't risk people not showing up [39:26.40] [39:26.50]He would be devastated I had to do something [39:29.00] [39:29.40]And the best you could come up with was letting my kids take the fall? [39:32.20] [39:32.60]Hey, I hardly had to say anything [39:34.00] [39:34.10]People were already suspicious [39:35.70] [39:36.00]- Oh, please - Yeah, it's true. Let's face it -- [39:38.30] [39:38.40]your boys aren't the cleanes tkids on the planet [39:40.90] [39:44.40]That was not a smart thing to say [39:46.00] [39:47.30]Where are you going? [39:48.40] [39:48.80]I'm going to tell the truth to every mother out there, [39:51.40] [39:51.50]and then I'm going to take back the bongos [39:54.20] [39:54.50]No, wait, okay, all right Look, I wa--I was wrong [39:57.60] [39:57.70]I admit it. I am really, really, really sorry [40:00.20] [40:01.00]Too little, too late [40:02.50] [40:02.60]Okay, okay [40:03.20] [40:03.30]No, I'll -- I'll tell everyone that I was wrong, [40:05.90] [40:06.10]that your kids aren't the ones [40:07.40] [40:08.80]Please, I'm begging you [40:10.30] [40:13.60]Well, why are you standing there? [40:15.00] [40:15.30]Get to it [40:16.10] [40:29.90]- Bree, hi - Hi [40:31.50] [40:31.60]What's up? [40:32.40] [40:33.50]Well, um, I've been doing some thinking [40:36.60] [40:37.00]Rex and I have been members of the fairview country club for years, and [40:40.00] [40:40.10]well, lately, it seems to have lost some of its exclusivity, [40:44.90] [40:45.20]and so I've decided not to renew our membership [40:47.10] [40:47.90]I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about [40:50.40] [41:00.80]Oh, bree, I-I can't take that [41:03.20] [41:03.70]Gabby, this is the way I see it -- good friends offer to help in a crisis [41:08.50] [41:09.40]Great friends, don't take no for an answer [41:13.90] [41:22.70]We're going to pay you back every cent [41:24.30] [41:24.80]I promise [41:25.50] [41:27.40]Take your time [41:28.10] [41:35.70]Yes, everyone loves a scandal [41:38.60] [41:40.20]no matter how big or small [41:43.10] [41:47.50]After all what could bemore entertaining than watching the downfall of the high and mighty? [41:53.70] [41:58.30]What could be more amusing than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners? [42:03.90] [42:06.30]Yes, everyone loves a scandal [42:09.70] [42:10.30]And if for some reason, you're not enjoying the latest one [42:13.60] [42:17.50]well the next one... is always around the corner [42:23.90] [42:25.99] [42:29.99]

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